Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Your Mother

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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