What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Honk if you're Amish!

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

I <3 Hitler

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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