What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What is the meaning of life? 42

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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