What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Anti Joke

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