How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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