How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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