Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

what goes boo a sock

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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