- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Asians.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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