What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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