- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

whats 1 + 1? 2

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

If i open this door you can go trough it

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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