- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why did the man die? He was old.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*