- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

NEVER

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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