- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

Bob Saget

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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