- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

NEVER

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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