- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

where is the world?

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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