What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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