- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

which one is easiest

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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