Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Ben Affleck

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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