- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Liverpool City Football Club

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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