Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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