A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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