Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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i hate black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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