What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Everybody will die

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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