- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

the WNBA.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

Black people being friendly.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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