- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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