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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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