A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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whats one plus one penis

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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