XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Do u take sugar?

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Women's rights.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Kys

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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