- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Guess what? AIDS!

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

kennah campion... being nice

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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