Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

its funny cuz i laughed!

Women's professional sports

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Anti Joke

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