- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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