- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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