Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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