- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

wael.. nuff said

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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