Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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