How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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