Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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