- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Stop procrastinating.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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