Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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haha black people :D

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Tim likes girls

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