- Anti Joke

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

VaginaBoob ^.^

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris