Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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