Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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