- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Death by kayak

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Terry has ebola

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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