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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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