There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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