What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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