- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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