how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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I need to start studying.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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