#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

The WNBA.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

John Cena for president

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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