What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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