- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

The truth is he loves her!!

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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