- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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