Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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