- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Women's Rights

Feminism.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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