Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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You having friends.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Your Mother

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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