- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why did the man die? He was old.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Women's rights.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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