What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

The Morman Religion.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Ben Affleck

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Albino African Americans

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Anti Joke

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