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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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MAKE

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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