- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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