- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Women's Rights..

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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