- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.