whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

thumb_up thumb_down -13

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A bar walks into a man

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops