a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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I named my son ps2 controller

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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