Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Alex Gedrose.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

ur mum

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Anti Joke

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