- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Feminism.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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