Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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