- Anti Joke

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Your Mother

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

You having friends.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.