- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Feminism.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Women's Rights

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

don't just stand there

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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