Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Who invented apple? God

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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