- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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