What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

I? Everett

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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