why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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