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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

I named my son ps2 controller

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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