- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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