- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Daniel is a fag

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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