Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

whats hairy and crys your mom

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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