- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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