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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Face Hunter is scum

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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