- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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knock knock go away!!!

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

scraggle is in you pillow case

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