Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Communism hehe xd

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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