- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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