What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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