osama bin laden is dead

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Boner

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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