why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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