- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

a skinny sumo wrestler

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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