What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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This sentance contains three errers

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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