Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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