- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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