A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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