- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

You should read the Terms of Service.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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