The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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