Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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