What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Neil is a reterd.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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