- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What is black and looks like a person A black person

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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