I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Golf.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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