- Anti Joke

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.