why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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