- Anti Joke

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.