Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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