A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

butt sex

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

osama bin laden is dead

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Boner

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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