An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Ben Corbishley

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Christianity.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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vitamin c

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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