- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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