- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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