- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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