Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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What's 9 + 10 19

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Immigration Laws

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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